Snow White is a very well known story, known by most everyone. However, most people think the Disney version is the only one, which isn't true. If anything, this game teaches me that the disney version is the much friendlier version. If you continue on, you will find that this version is very perilous and deathly!

Snow White's quest in this game is to travel through many exotic locations. All I had the patience to do is the first and second areas. The first area is some sort of forest. This is normal enough for such a time period. However, something that the Disney version must have missed was the countless owls, worms, and bees that are intent on murdering White. However, she has so much life that they really should not bother. She has so much life that even with ZSNES' fast forward feature, it took me a very long time to finally die. She is a pretty damn strong african princess.

Pyrotechnic!

She isn't quite so strong, however, when it comes to throwing things. White's choice weapons are apples, and apples that explode into smaller apples. She can throw these things with various strengths, such as "Not very far", "somewhat far" and "not very far either but still a bit farther." Isn't that nice of her? The apples move as if someone has set the ait viscosity very high, like in Scorched Earth. Which is a much better game, by the way.

The sound in the game is exceptional at best. It's kind amusing to hear White getting hurt by those vicious forest animals. On the other hand, animals that take more than one apple to murder will make a very human man-like grunt when they are damaged. It kind of reminds me of "ugh ugh ugh *ejaculate* except without ejaculation, of course. The music, then, is merely exceptional. The only thing it seems to have is the first level music, which seems to carry over to the title screen after you die. Though it'll take so long to die that you'll probably have turned your sound off.

When you fall a great distance, Snow White becomes drunk. I wish it was like that in reality.

There are many powerups in the game, too, but most of them are just additional apples to throw. The game gives you so many apples that you will never event have to worry about looking at your supply. The same goes for life, of course. Speaking of life, falling into a bottomless pit is as equally painful to White as touching a worm. So falling down into pits about 50 times is barely enough to send her to the grave, happily for us. Tee hee! That was funny! Anyways, all items, when collected, make one of two or three piano key sounds, which is kind of like Frontier, but that game is infinitely better than this one. Something else I failed to mention before is that this game has STARS! THAT TRANSPORT YOU TO DIFFERENT AREAS! WTF HALO HAS STARS, THIS GAME IS RIPPING OFF HALO! HALO IS THE BEST GAME EVER AND IS THE MOST ORIGINAL GAME EVER TOO. EVERYTHING RIPS OFF HALO! BECAUSE EVEN GAMES THAT WERE MADE IN THE PAST WENT INTO THE FUTURE TO SEE WHAT HALO HAD, AND COPIED IT BACK IN THE PAST! I HATE PEOPLE WHO COPY HALO, I.E. EVERYONE! X-BOX FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

God DAMN I hate it when I get riled up like that. Anyway, all of that screaming has tired me out, so here is a final screenshot.

Haha I took a screenshot and it looks like she's hanging from a tree! I'm so clever! Yipee!