This action packed sport has you on a skateboard in a half pipe. You do "stunts" whenever you can. It isn't very easy to tell what you are supposed to do or when, so all I did was press random buttons. Sadly this only leads for failure. This isn't so bad, however, because failure most of the time results in your character getting his head smashed in by his board.

Radical!!

This is similar to an idiotic game that some teenagers play at high school, but they play a multiplayer version. In this game, your character must use some of his hip and elite stunts to keep the "bag" in the air. This is virtually impossible, because your character (who somehow becomes taller and has has grown blonde hair) is too stupid to actually move very quickly. Instead, he opts to side step in the stupidest way possible.

RAAA!!!

To your left is a screenshot of your character missing the "bag" completely, while also managing to look like a moron. According to my calculations, it will probably take him about two seconds to get to that ball. When the ball is in acceptable range, he will probably attempt to hop and kick the ball like a stereotypical homosexual man. I hate this game.

There is also a seagull that flies around the top of the screen for some reason. If you hit the seagull, you get a message saying "poor seagull". Seeing as it is in this game, and it seems to fly by often, it probably wants to die. Foot bag takes place in San Francisco, by the way. Right near the golden gate bridge. I have been to the bridge before, and I have never seen people playing foot bag there. This game lies, and I hate god damn liars. I stab him with a knife, I shoot him with a pistol.

I wish

This is popular enough, I suppose, and even today people surf. The purpose of surfing is to avoid being massacred by the white water of death. In order to do this, you must surf to the right, while also avoiding going too low or too high. If you fail, there is a random chance you will meet your doom by being devoured by a shark. I should learn to surf as soon as possible to avoid this happening to me next time I am at the beach. You should too, because I wouldn't want you non-Californian readers to meet your demise when you visit and possibly attempt to look impressive. However, you will never look impressive if you play any sport that this game presents.

I am not sure where Surfing takes place, but here is a picture of the wave of death, at the least.

Skating is another thing that was once done, but very long ago. Everyone and everything seems to be against you. Included in this are beach balls that bounce endlessly, banana peels, and monstrous fungae. One touch of any of these, and your character (who somehow has become female at this point) will fall flat on her face.