12/31 - We're hospitalized! Look to the left for a link to more information!

Welcome to the great Paul Show site! This is place you need to go to get all of the latest news on me, Paul! I am the best. Anyway, that's enough introductions, let's get on with the information!

As you know, this is the grand opening of the site. We were hosted on someone else before, but Paste hacked their hosting service into oblivion! Damn that Paste! Will we ever be free of his terror? I don't think DFsefWE@KR#PFDSKPXCFKPVKSDhahaha you fags! I am hacking the website and am here to inform you that you will never be rid of me! HA ha! oh shit! The system security is vccoming bbbnbnbkeRAPKERPRKEAPRA oh god. Sorry, folks, it's me, Paul again. Damn that Paste! Anyway, for future reference, check the stuff to the left. The latest news will always be there as well as an update date at the top of this text. I'm so useful!

Feel free to look around, and I especially suggest you visit the "shows" section, sirs! We have recordings of every show that happened so far there. That's right, unlike jerks such as Rush Limbaugh and Bill O'Reilly, we offer our services for free! Aren't I the nicest radio broadcaster you know? I think so!

If you are new to the show, check out the "People" section, it has all you need to know. It's quite simple really, just keep in mind that Harry sucks and his views are not to be trusted at any time.