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Greetings friends everywhere, Perfect Paul here! Since I am the
best guy and a nice person, I am excited to have successfully
conducted a negotiation between a number of talented individuals. You
will find extreme benefit as a result. I've been friends with Adult
Male #3 as well as Doctor
John Ragbrain for a long time.
Adult Male #3 is an avid fan of Ragbrain's work and has wanted to get
into a career of commercial reading. I figured that I would give him
an opportunity by downloading a story of Ragbrain's from this
terrible website. I also
convinced the Quality Quartet to provide some excellent music for the
recording. Here's how it went:
(Or download it as an mp3)
And if you want to read along,
here are the words.
Evilman's
Revenge
by Dr. John Ragbrain
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Evilman is highly evil!
Chapter 1: Evilman's Machine
While walking through a strange forest, Fei encountered a man!
Additionally Fei was being accompanied by some other people! During
conversation with the strange man, it quickly turned out that he was
evil, and wished to take revenge on Fei. This resulted in a great
battle, the likes of which you have never seen. I am sure of this
because I know that you have not really seen any great battles in
your lifetime!
Once the battle subsided, the evil man explained that he was evil.
This did not come as a surprise to Fei and friends because, as I
said, it was already evident that the man was evil! He also said that
his name was "Evilman," which was good because Fei and
friends did not know this before, because the evil man had not said
his name. Now that they knew that his name was Evilman, they could
converse with him more conveniently by addressing him with the name
"Evilman!" Delighted at this, Fei suddenly smashed into a
tree which collapsed and revealed a great cavern underneath!
Fei and friends jumped into the cavern for some reason, but were
quickly pursued by Evilman! Evilman was shouting that he was very
evil and that he was going to kill them. Fei and his party were not
afraid of this, because they were aware that Evilman's threats were
empty! Evilman was really not very powerful at all, but he suddenly
began to build a great machine which would make him powerful! Fei and
friends continued running through the cavern, but Evilman is a great
inventor and quickly perfected his machine to make himself powerful!
Using this machine, he was able to harness great power the likes of
which you have never seen! I know this because I know that you have
not really seen any high degree of power in your lifetime!
At any rate, Evilman, empowered by his machine, quickly began
following Fei again and shouting that he would kill Fei! This time
Fei was very frightened, because he knew about Evilman's evil
machine! Evilman, using his evil powers, quickly caught up to Fei and
his friends, who were now terrified and were begging for mercy!
Evilman was so evil that he did not give them any mercy, and shot
them with guns! This was possible because the evil machine had given
Evilman the power to generate guns out of nowhere! The guns were very
large and had large bullets!
Fei fortunately had a powerful shield which deflected the bullets!
Evilman was hit by the bullets which were deflected at him! Since he
was so powerful due to his evil machine which made him powerful, he
did not sustain any damage from the bullets! Fei was very impressed
and frightened by this turn of events, so he started running away
again! He ran into a wall, but he did not dare to turn around, as
Evilman was behind him in hot pursuit! Instead, he picked up a shovel
and began digging into the wall! The shovel had been left there by an
ancient civilization! You will not learn about the ancient
civilization in this story!
Fei happily learned that the ocean was very nearby and his digging
resulted in some of the ocean spilling into the cavern! This was good
because he knew that Evilman could not swim! Fei quickly inflated an
inflatable boat and felt triumphant as he floated upon the flooding
water! Suddenly Evilman summoned a great water ghoul that destroyed
Fei's boat and dragged him into the water! Additionally it also
dragged Fei's comrades into the water with him! It turned out that
Evilman's evil powers, granted by his evil machine, had allowed him
to stay underwater without drowning! Fei did not have evil powers,
and was therefore drowning at an alarming rate!
TO BE CONTINUED...
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