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Hello idiots, it's me, Paste! There used to be an audio blog by Paul here, but I hacked the hell out of this retarded website and put an audio blog of my own here! ha ha ha! God, cityhuntr is stupid! I hope you enjoy the audio blog. It is much better than anything paul or cityhuntr could come up with.
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Hello you damn PC nerds! It's me the great Pasta. I mean Paste! I
heard that Paul was doing some damn stupid audio blog bullshit. What
a damn nerd!! Only a PC using idiot like Paul would think of such a
thing. Anyway, you might remember some time ago that I was going to
hack pcurzi dot net because the eric cityhuntr is a gigantic fool.
Well, I was going to do this from the Paul station, but some asshole
blew it up when I was in there! It wouldn't be the first time I am in
an exploding building. I blow up the houses of nerds everywhere,
after all!
Anyway, my haxing was ruined. I wanted to launch a Dee Cee missile
at Paul's hospital, but the police idiots falsely accused me of
blowing up the station. The police are damn nerds! Fuck them! I will
probably hack them again one of these days. But for now, I think I
will lay some Dee Cee land mines to destroy random cars downtown. You
see, I have recently made a cool program named dee cee mines. IT is
in beta, but it works fine under normal operation. As cars blow up
and get sent flying everywhere, I'm sure those stupid dumb police
will have learned a lesson. Nobody messes with the dee cee, pal!
Well, I think I'll do some video game reviews. First off is the
game Sonic the Hedgehog for the Xbox 360. God, the xbox sucks shit.
It is faggier than anything I can think of. Well, except cityhuntr, I
guess. But that is a given. Sonic 360 is a sign of what happens when
a game series leaves the dee cee. It becomes extremely shitty, that's
what! God, this game is full of shit. How could Sega allow this to
happen? The game has so many load times that your console warranty
will expire by the time you finish one level. Even if your console is
new! Way to go, Microsoft! And what is with this relationship crap
with sonic and that woman? Sonic probably just wants to lick her
breasts, but he is a lost cause, as I have licked many more breasts
than he ever will! Here's what I think. If you want some damn
romance, why don't you go play some nerdy shit like Final Fantasy
XXXIXIXIXIXXXXI! Ha ha ha! Stupid dumb! Well, that's all I have to
say about that dumb game. Sega will never be good again after such a
disgrace. My dee cee artificial intelligence agrees with me, because
the dee cee is thinking.
The other game is Phantasy Star universe! This game is a horribly
faggy piece of shit for sure! PSU gives a whole new meaning to the
word “content”. The definition is stuff that isn't even there at
all because sega sucks now. You idiots are probably wondering how I,
the ultimate dreamcast hacker, can stay optimistic after sega has
screwed everything up so badly. Well, listen up because I won't say
this again! Sega doesn't matter anymore! This has been obvious since
they stopped production for the dreamcast. You see, the dee cee has
always been better than that damn ps2, but sega was too wimpy and
afraid of success to keep going! Fuck sega! They suck! So I have been
the sole producer of dreamcast goods, and business is good! By the
way, Phantasy Star Universe is not supported on the dreamcast,
because I would never allow such nonsense to be put on the dee cee.
God damn it, I have to have standards, unlike you PC idiots who just
take any terrible game you can get your hands on. You see, I am the
only person in the game industry who truly cares about your video
gaming experience. Those other nerds like sony, microsoft, and
nintendo do not care at all. Unless you think being killed by a
flying nintendo kiddie remote control is care, then I may just be
wrong!
Oh, crap! The police have arrived and are trying to bust down my
door! I hate when they interrupt me in times like this. Well, good
bye, at least until I hax you idiots later.
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