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This message brought to you by the ultimate hacker, the one and only...
 Pious Paste!
Click here to listen to this broadcast in the super cool internet audio format of mp3!
Hello, you god damn idiots. God, I am angry! Well, actually, I am
not very angry at all, I just figured that was a more exciting
entrance. I blame you idiotic pee cee morons
since your stupid dumb first person shooters give you short attention
spans. Anyway, I hacked that stupid cityhuntr's computer a while ago.
It took so much damage that he had no internet access for at least
ten minutes. It was pretty easy, since he uses a PC, and his wireless
signals go through the walls like non-physical little bitches. I'm
not sure what that has to do with anything, but clearly this going
through walls stuff is very bad.
Man, the greatest
system is the Dreamcast, you know. It has a great supply of
thought-provoking games, unlike the shitty pc and ps3. Fuck the ps3
especially, it is a game system of severe fagginess. The Dreamcast
has graphics five million times better than that stupid dumb piece of
crap. Oh no! I'm falling off track! God damn you nerds for
distracting me! I'm sure you stupid dumbs have been wondering what is
up with that extremely stupid Paul Station lately. Well, you mental
midgets, let me tell you!
As
you idiots may remember, I set up a radio station in this historic
European mental hospital. It was pretty damn easy, since I had only
recently completed a great new Dreamcast program, the Dee
Cee Broadcaster.
Just after I had it all set up, a bunch of police car fools suddenly
came around. Using my Dee
Cee Surveillance
program, I saw that those law enforcement lamebrains had sent in
about 100 police cars to surround the mental hospital. Then all of
the cars started exploding badly, and it was a sight to behold as a
large wall of fire covered the entire hospital. I ignored those
ridiculous idiots and went back to my haxing appointments when I
realized something extremely horrible! The police car explosions were
so powerful that they were acting like a network style firewall as
well as a real wall of fire. God, I hate those police nerds. They
constantly ruin my damn life with this crap.
Anyway, with this
stupid idiotic dumb police car bullshit even my dee cee can't send
information to the world at a very fast rate. Last I checked, I was
transferring a radio broadcast to that complete nerd Eric Cityhuntr
at about one byte per week, so you idiots won't have anything for a
long time. Your graphics whore high definition bullshit minds are
probably thinking, “but if that is so, how are you sending this
text, Pious Paste?” You better shut the fuck up you fucking moronic
surround sound 12490124.1 speaker imbeciles!!!
By the way, that one kiddie garbage video game Super Smash Brothers Brawl is a terrible game. Fuck that damn crap. Power stone is the only fighting game that is good, I think.
Your flash plugin sucks, update it or something.
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