You know, there may be this "War on Terror" thing going on. Fine, fine. But remember how we were pretending that our way of life was being threatened by the terrorists? It was a convenient way to scare people into thinking that somehow, we were all going to die.

Well, I thought it was silly at the time. But only recently have I come to realize that as far as way of life-threatening things go, the terrorists have already won! How so, you ask? Well, it's pretty simply, really. All things that are released on September 12 are not actually meant to be released on the 12th.

The thing is, these products were obviously meant to be released on the 11th. The fact that companies would delay their merchandise for a day proves that the terrorists have won. You see, these companies are delaying their products for the day because they believe a terrorist will destroy them for their attempts at capitalism. Those terrorists are very wily fellows, I tell you. Many excellent products have fallen victim to terrorist threats, such as the upcoming Nintendo DS title Mega Man ZX and Raxco's excellent PerfectDisk application. I'm sure there are many other things which have been pushed because of those darn masters of terror.

On an unrelated note, I laugh at The Covenant. 

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