Hello you fucking PC nerds!! It's I, king Paste! I broke out of the jail with my dee cee jailbreak program version 2.4! I also brainwashed many criminals to become my slaves. They are all productive dee cee using members of society now. That is the power of the dee cee. You god damn PC nerds are so stupid with your "dual core" shit which costs 6 billion dollars. The dee cee has one core and it is still countless times more powerful than your god damn dual core nonsense. And what's with the Macintosh getting Intel processors? Mac users are damn nerds already, now they will be SUPER NERDS with their damn Intel crap. Apple sure is stupid! Speaking of which, the dee cee is a much better portable audio player than the iPod.

So I broke into cityhuntr's house while he was asleep. I had to wake him up by shooting a dee cee missile through his window and it exploded upon impact to a nearby house. Dee cee POWER!! cityhuntr cried and begged me not to shoot anymore missiles since he is a damn crybaby. I also threw his faggy hell PS2 out of the window because I'm sick of Sony's shit. When it hit the ground outside the system broke into seventy pieces since Sony can't make a damn thing right. Fucking gaystation bullshit. My dee cee now inhabits the space that the PS2 once did, and I must say it's looking very fashionable. I was also going to throw out the kiddie Gamecube, but it has Sonic Adventure so I decided to be merciful for the moment. It's still fucking kiddie garbage, though. I'll probably set time bombs to cityhuntr's faggy hell PC when he's not looking. That damn idiot.

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