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How much are you willing to pay for the Soh-knee playstation 3?

	Five hundred and ninety nine US dollars!
	Four hundred and ninety nine US dollars
	One to two thousand dollars on eBay
	I'll need a second job to afford one

Do you like to yell at electric fans to hear the weird wobbly sound?

	Yes
	No
	I stuck my penis or breasts or all of these things into the fan.

Are you a government agent?

	Yes
	No, I am trying to lose at least one electron.
	No, my electrons are too precious to lose.
	No, I've lost so many electrons that I no longer exist.

How many times did you press X to win Kingdom Hearts?

	I pressed X exclusively
	95-99% of the time.
	60-95% of the time
	Less than 60% of the time
	I never pressed X, ever.

Is "Elorg" the best game company name ever?

	Yes
	No
	This is a stupid poll

Who are you?!

	I'm detective John Kimble!
	You son of a bitch!
	Stop it!
	Hey, I'm a police officer.

I am going to kill you.

	No you are not.
	Oh crap!
	I'll kill you first.
	You will accidentally commit suicide.

What happens when you get hurt?

	Time momentarily stops while I shrink down to half size.
	Instead of blood, numbers fall out of my body.
	Regardless of the injury, I get pushed around a certain distance.
	Everything turns red for a second.
	I lose most or everything of an item I'm carrying in large quantities.
	One of my multiple hearts has a heart attack.

Are you a naruto fantard? (Narutard)

	Yes! I loves me some sasuke - wai wai
	I enjoy Naruto immensely and write yaoi fanfiction.
	I like it, but not that much.
	I hate Naruto and all the retarded fan stuff related to it.
	I hate all anime.

Should I change the names of my characters such as "God" and "Lucifer"?

	Yes, change them before the religious maniacs execute you.
	No, you can name your characters whatever you want.

Do you post real life information/pictures of yourself on the internet?

	Yes, I am a person beyond the internet.
	I am afraid and have only posted a little of myself.
	I am a robot, but I do have pictures of myself available.
	I am an AI running on a computer, I have no real life.
	No, the internets is serious business and I can't expose myself at all.

When swimming, do you make the same sound that Mario does?

	Yes, I make the classic Mario swim noise.
	Yes, I sound like the Mario 64 swimming.
	No, I swim like a boring person.
	I've got thrombosis of the penis, sorry.

Which food does Phoenix Wright enjoy more?

	Burgers, because he is so American.
	Ramen, because he is so poor. But not as poor as Gumshoe.

Do you know nagas?

	Yes, I KNOW NAGAS!
	No, I have no clue about them.

Are you dying?

	Yes, I have a terminal disease and I live in a fantasy land.
	Yes, I am being stabbed at this very moment.
	Yes, but at a very slow and gradual pace.
	No, I am actually getting healthier.
	As long as I have at least one ring, I'm okay.
	No, I have a backup mushroom in my little blue box.

Are you a mother?

	That's "Mama Luigi" to you, Eric!
	No

How do the pronounce the name of the popular IRC client mIRC?

	Emm eye our see
	Merk
	Meerk
	Eye our see
	Moron eye our see

What do you think of the "M" in M. Bison?

	Mike Bison
	Em Bison
	Mister Bison
	Montegomery Bison

Do you want to start any blasphemous rumors?

	God's got a sick sense of humor.
	No, God is a good man.

Garfield is FUNNY!

	YES!
	I AM A JERK AND DISAGREE!

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