If you know much about the original Pokémon, you are probably aware of one of it's finest quotes: "Hi! I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!"

I myself am not much of a shorts man, but I have taken the quote to heart and have believed it with all my strength. After all, aren't many people who wear shorts all happy guys and gals? That's how it seems to me. But one day I asked my friend Phoenix Wright to try on some shorts. He seems to be a man of long pants like myself, but I figured he would become a little more optimistic with some shorts on. Here's how it went:

(Click on it for a poorly made full size image of joy and fun. And terror.)

As you can see, shorts are not actually easy to wear. They require a "shorts" skill level of at least 5 to put them on correctly. If you don't have this skill level like poor old Nick, then they are decidedly not comfortable. Please don't make the same mistake as him, especially not out in public.

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