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Solid Snake's Escape By Dr. John
Ragbrain
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Hello! This work of fiction is being posted using
the pen name "J. Ragbrain PhD"! You may notice that this is
a different pen name from the other pen name, "Dr. John
Ragbrain", which I, Dr. John Ragbrain, have previously used to
post works of fiction on this website! This is because the negative
responses to my previous works of fiction caused me such grief that I
was forced to withdraw from the fiction-writing community for several
years, as well as adopting a terrible habit of alcoholism! The habit
is terrible because it is injurious to my health and relationships in
the way that alcoholism is generally injurious to health and
relationships! Luckily I am now recovering and have found the
strength to write this fine work for the enjoyment of my readers! I
am consuming a cherry-flavored popsicle to aid me in this endeavor!
Chapter 1: The Infiltration
One day Solid Snake was infiltrating some sort of establishment
which was owned and operated by an organization which was dedicated
to performing various military actions! The military actions were of
the type that threatened to have unpleasant effects on members of the
general populace, particularly those members of the general populace
residing in the United States of America! Solid Snake did not approve
of such actions, and he had set out to put a stop to them, using his
own formidable military skills as well as the formidable skills of
his good friend, Otacon. The skills of his good friend, Otacon,
chiefly involved doing various things with computers!
As Solid Snake began to infiltrate the establishment which was
mentioned earlier in this story, he began to communicate with Otacon
using a communications device! Otacon claimed that it was necessary
for Solid Snake to move through the establishment in a manner which
would cause him to avoid detection by the humans operating the
establishment! Snake did this with a high degree of success for some
time, but was suddenly apprehended by a masked man! Snake was unable
to determine the identity of the masked man because of the mask which
was being worn by him! However, having apprehended Solid Snake, the
man removed his mask to reveal that his identity was that of Raiden,
Solid Snake's good friend!
Raiden informed Solid Snake that he was very angry! While giving
Snake this information, Raiden spoke in a very silly voice, causing
Snake to be amused. However, Snake did not have much time to be
amused, as he rapidly discovered that Raiden was punching him in the
face repeatedly, as well as slicing deeply into his abdomen using a
sword! Solid Snake was dismayed, and attempted to apply bandages to
his wounds while asking Raiden the reason for his anger! He did not
find much success in the application of the bandages, due to the fact
that Raiden continued to attack him wildly! Eventually Solid Snake
lost consciousness!
when Solid Snake regained consciousness, he discovered that he was
in a room with several men! One of the men was Raiden! Raiden
regarded Solid Snake in a manner suggesting anger! Additionally the
other men present also regarded Solid Snake in a manner suggesting
anger! Solid Snake conjectured that this was because they were angry.
In addition he believed that the men may wish to cause him bodily
harm! Reacting to this possibility, Solid Snake wielded guns and
utilized the guns to propel bullets toward the men! The men sustained
injuries due to the impact of the bullets against their bodies,
allowing Snake to run rapidly out of the room and through another
part of the establishment which he was in!
Before Snake was able to run very far, he suddenly tripped and
fell onto the ground! This did not seem as if it would be highly
problematic for him, since he would easily be able to get up off of
the ground again! However, as he impacted the ground, he experienced
a terrible pain in his eye! Solid Snake realized that this pain was
because of a stone which had been on the ground and had flown
completely through his eye due to the impact of his fall! Solid Snake
began shouting as large amounts of blood poured from his eye and onto
the ground! The result of this latter occurrence was that the ground
gained a red coloration!
Solid Snake lifted himself off the ground in spite of the great
pain which he was experiencing at the time! During the subsequent
period of time in which Snake continued to run away, this pain
increased at a rapid rate! The reason for the increase in pain was
that Snake's eye had become infected with bacteria! These bacteria
had mutated at an extreme rate, causing them to eat away at the flesh
of Snake's face with a terrible speed! Solid Snake's face was quickly
transformed into a ruinous, bloody pulp! Despite this, he continued
to run away in desperation as Raiden's angry voice echoed behind him,
saying: "I am angry, Solid Snake!"
TO BE CONTINUED...
