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This message brought to you by the ultimate hacker, the one and only...
 Pious Paste!
Hello you god damn PC using NERDS! It's me, Paste,
the ultimate hacker who hacks with a Dreamcast! I used my deecee to
hack this stupid idiot website YET AGAIN because that pcurzi guy is
such a damn fool. This web server uses Linux, which is a horrible
operating system. The only good OS is the one in the dreamcast, of
course. So what is that stupid dumb doing these days? Oh yes, that
ridiculous Garfield crap. I'll show you how to REALLY review a
Garfield comic, you PC using fuckers.
God this strip is stupid. Jim Davis probably uses
Windows for Workgroups to make these dumb strips. Garfield is a
shitty character, the true funny guy is Sonic the Hedgehog, who was
at his peak of greatness on the Dreamcast. Sonic started going down
hill when those morons at Sega decided to go multi platform.
Actually, the reason that all current Sonic games are shit is because
I launched my dee cee missiles at Yuji Naka
and gave him severe brain damage. After that, nothing was ever the
same since everyone else is worthless at Sega.
Then that Macintosh using cartoonist idiot Jon is like “OH
GARFIELD YOU ARE TOO STUPID TO TURN ON THE TELEVISION AREN'T YOU?”
Then he leaves because he is also too stupid to turn it on. Garfield
is like “WINDOWS IS THE BEST BILL GATES IBM!! CONTROL ALT DELETE
win32 FATAL EXCEPTION!” because he is a pc idiot like the rest of
you.
I guess this is a social commentary about television being boring,
but I don't really care because the only reason to use a TV is to
play the latest greatest dreamcast games. Long live the Dreamcast so
that it will kill all of you worthless nerds!
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