Hello friends! In one of my previous reviews of Garfield comics, I had died and went to Heaven. I had a pretty good time up there, but it turned out that there were problems. God himself came to my cloud-house and told me that I had to go back to Earth. I was simply laughing so much at Garfield comics that the neighbors were getting disturbed, thinking I was some sort of insane mad man. So here I am again. I guess you could say I have risen again, meaning I am Jesus. I can't say that with all honesty, though, so I'll take it back until God gives me the word. But enough about me, here is the Garfield comic for Thursday.

I'd like to point out something very important in regards to this series of “television” strips. Every single one of them has that back wall painted a different color. This leads to some FUNNY possibilities, and I will list these because I am too lazy to discuss them through paragraphs.

1. Garfield has been watching television for such a long and uninterrupted amount of time that Jon has managed to paint the house four times.

2. These strips do not actually represent a chronological series of television viewings. They instead represent four distinct dimensions. The only difference in these dimensions is the color in which Jon Arbuckle paints his house.

3. HELP ME. I CAN'T TAKE THESE COMICS ANYMORE! I AM BEING FORCED BY A MYSTERIOUS GUY TO READ AND REVIEW THESE COMICS, AND I REALLY DON'T WANT TO. I NEVER WANT TO SEE ANOTHER ORANGE CAT AGAIN.

NO, WHY GOD WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME? I NEVER DID ANYTHING TO DESERVE THESE FUCKING ORANGE CAT COMICS AND PICTURES. I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOUR WAYS, LORD JESUS.

Once again, God has struck me a mortal blow. I have received a massive brain hemorrhage because of Garfield and his stupid friends. And I don't mean those U.S. Acres friends, I mean HITLER AND SATAN. That's right, I went there. I am claiming that Garfield the cat is friends with Adolf Hitler and also Satan.

I feel cold.

I feel so cold.

I'll kill that damn cat. I'm going to go and kill Garfield. Just you wait. I'm going to enter the world of Garfield and tear out his throat, then dance around it like I am some sort of ritualistic FREAK! It's only a matter of time. Ha ha, ahahoaisiashah I am gjust going to have to fingure out how to get to his0 house. Then it's in with the knife, abnd I will slwoly tear through the fleslh. I'll add RED to his constantly changing wallpaper colors. RED LIKE BLOOD! KILL!!! KILL THE CAT!!!

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