Greetings, friends. Now, I know a lot of people out there think, "Well my good man, Garfield comics aren't very funny. Old chum, that Jim Davis chap sure doesn't know how to write a good comic."

Well then, you English gentlemen, I have taken it upon myself to prove you wrong! You won't be saved by all of your chaps, chums, cheerios, and that other stuff I erroneously think you say. I'm going to do this by presenting the next week of new Garfield comics to you, and I will explain why they are so hilarous. Your mind will be blown away, I'm sure. In any case, let's see Monday's strip:

Wo-ho-ho! Take it easy there, Paws incorporated! I laughed so much from this strip that my lung exploded. Do you unsatisfied jerks know what this means? If I could rate this strip with a monetary value, it would be equal to my eventual hospital bill in order to repair my lung. They can repair lungs that have exploded, right? Right? Of course they can.

Okay, so what's funny? As if it wasn't obvious. You see, Garfield here is using the "remote control" to rapidly change the channels. This is a common strip theme that NEVER gets old. In any case, we are led to believe that the channel changing is going on for a HUMOROUSLY LONG TIME, considering how the first frame was copied almost exactly into the second frame. Most rude people would say "the artists were lazy," but I think the explanation is much less negative. The artists of the strip were simply laughing so hard at the hilarious joke that they ran out of time to draw more than two distinct panels. But oh my god, man, you've seen nothing so far. The third panel is what really takes the cake in this masterpience.

You see, John Arbuckle has arrived. He is asking, "what's on?" and, get this, Garifled is ssaying WHO CARES??? GOD I AM SORRY FOR NOT TYPIGN VERY WELL I AM JUST LAUGHINGG SO MUCH AND IT IS NOT STOPPING! GARFFIELD IS OBSESSED WITH CHANNEL CHANGING AND SURFIGN DON'T YOU GET IT????? HE IS NUTS LIKE SONY COOMPUTER ENTERTAINMENT WHENEVER THEY TRY TO DAMAGE CONTROL THEIR HORRIBLE PUBLIC RELATIONS AACICDENTS!!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! OG GOD MY OTHER LUNG HAS BLOWN UP, II CAN'T BBREATHEE! oHHH NOOOO!

That's it for tonight, friends. See you tomorrow for another uproarious look into the humor of Garfield!

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