Hey look. Did you ever think the Wii is a child-safe gaming machine that can provide endless hours of wholesome entertainment for your kids?

Well, you are wrong, apparently!

Just take a look at this article over at 1up.

Yeah, so it seems that the Nintendo Wii is a tool of THE SATAN because it has the Opera browser, which allows you to visit the porn sites. I can certainly understand why Christian activists would protest the device in this situation. In fact, I'm going to help them right now by suggesting other things to ban. Here we go, are you ready for this?

1. Television
2. Books
3. Magazines
4. Informative Flyers
5. Mirrors
6. Pencils
7. Pens
8. Paper
9. Markers
10. Computers
11. Every living thing which contains external, visible genitals
12. Audio electronics
13. Cameras
14. The human brain (assuming ban number 11 is not in effect)

These things have the same porn-potential or more compared to the Nintendo Wii. Am I missing any more? I think I've gotten a pretty comprehensive list, there. I hope Christian activists everywhere take me advice to heart. Especially against the evil of the human brain.

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