You know, I wasn't really expecting Epic Movie to get a high score in anyone's book. And I really mean anyone. You can pretty much tell from the commercials that it's the most horrible movie in recent history. But when urinating a few days ago, I began to wonder what rating it would get on Rotten Tomatoes. I assumed that it would probably get a low score, one that rivals the 2% rating that Eragon had a while ago. Now Eragon has 12%, and I really don't know how that happened, but it's another story.

Anyway, back on the subject of Epic Movie, I was surprised to see that it already has a rating of zero. With this news, I guess my faith in humanity has increased slightly. Of course, this means that my faith in humanity is still somewhere in China, if we were to measure it by altitude. I really hope it stays at zero percent, but I doubt it will. Eventually, there will have to be someone working at a movie review agency that is so simple minded and/or moronic that they will find something positive to say about the movie. Something from the bowels of hell. They'll probably be thirteen years old, too.

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