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Sunday, 05 February 2006

I had a dream where my mother was at school and was in store for some sort of super secret award. While we were waiting at one of the school's offices, I tried to get it out of her what exactly she was receiving, but she would not tell me at all. We walked to a classroom where the ceremony would take place. But as we tried to enter, I realized that my mother wasn't my mother anymore. Suddenly I was with Granddad, from the Boondocks. He skipped the ceremony room to talk with someone who was guarding another door. They eventually get into a fight, leaving Granddad leaning against the wall in pain. I helped Granddad up and we tried to get him into the ceremony, but it was too late for him to enter.

He agonized over the loss for a while, but then decided it was just time to go home. We walked to an elevator, but Granddad became a dog and urinated on the floor of the elevator. We quickly cleaned it up, and all seemed well. I just explored the elevator, but it seemed that it was not really an elevator, but some kind of large freezer or refrigerator. There was a gigantic fan blowing cool air inside. I suddenly realized that the dog was gone. I was now with Seinfeld characters Jerry, George, and Kramer.

Kramer opened the door of the freezer on the opposite side I entered. We were not really in a freezer, but some sort of train now. We all looked outside and saw, to our horror, that another train was about to collide with us. But to our relief, it switched to another set of tracks and missed us. But we had one more thing to worry about as we noticed that our set of tracks abruptly ended. We had to jump off the train as soon as possible. Jerry and Kramer did this, but George and myself were a bit scared to just jump off the train, even if it was moving very slowly. Eventually I noticed a patch of grass just as the track ended. I told George that it would probably be best to jump at the grass, so it would be easier. I jumped out just as planned, but George failed to do this. The train ran into a chain-link fence, but the fence was so powerful that the train get scrunched up like tin foil. After everything settled, Kramer and Jerry arrived. I opened the the door and George fell out.

Apparently despite being squished in the accident, George was okay. Such is the power of George Castanza, I guess.

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