The swords of Cloud Strife and Sephiroth may be huge, but in this dream, I have something even larger. Perhaps I have severe issues of penis envy, too? Let's find out.

I was back home up in San Luis Obispo County, where not much was going on. My parents were out of the house, and I was alone. I wanted some peace and quiet outside, and what better way was there to get this than to go find a tree house back in my yard? Of course, in reality I do not have such a thing, but I did in the dream for sure. So I ran outside and looked for the house in the biggest tree we had. It was kind of difficult to find for some reason, but I eventually did find the tree house and climbed onto it by grabbing the side and swinging myself over and into it.

I have happy to have found the tree house, but to my surprise, the tree started swinging around dangerously. I first thought it was simply a matter of some tremendous wind, but as the swerving continued to more violent proportions I began to realize that I was somehow way too heavy for the tree. But at that point, I couldn't get off, so the tree finally came tumbling down over the house. The top portion of the tree sliced through the garage (which is separated from the house) as if it were some kind of sword.

I hopped off the fallen tree house and ran to the garage, afraid that I was in big trouble. It seemed that the tree had made a very clean cut, and it seemed odd. Nevertheless, I was afraid that my father would be pissed off, and on that cue he suddenly arrived. I tried to apologize to him, but he didn't seem to particularly care about the damage. Instead, my mother appeared and it seemed that we were all going to go to Los Angeles. I was going to drive, so I hopped in and we set off. But not long into the drive, I suddenly felt like I was suffering terrible nasal congestion. But then I woke up and realized that I really was suffering terrible nasal congestion.

The End! 

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