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Our first ever hatemail deserve some attention. Here is a message we received regarding the Mega Man Zero review on Deputy 5.

From: angel alberto <dark_god_epyon@yahoo.com.mx>
To: deputy5@pcurzi.com
Subject: REVIEW OF MEGAMAN ZERO
Date: Mon, 10 May 2004 13:15:24 -0500 (CDT)
hello there Im just wanted to tell you about the review of the game megaman zero you did in the web and let me tell you just one thing
 
FUCK YOU!!!
 
FIRST OF ALL THE REAL GAY DUDE IS YOU BECAUSE YOU DISCRIMINATE THE GAME A LOT
ABOUT ZERO BEING GAY AND THAT EVERYONE
THAT PLAYS THE GAME IS GOIN TO GET A LOT OF GAY MEN DRAWN TO HIM ,IF THATS TRUE WHY THE HELL DID YOU PLAY IT
(MAYBE TO GET SOME HOMOS TO PLAY WITH)
 
I ADMIT ZERO S LOOK WAS BETTER ON MEGAMAN X , BUT  I STILL LIKED THE GAME
 
WELL FUCK YOU
 
P.S.PLAYING WITH HOMOS WILL GET YOU VIH
 
 


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Needless to say, my new pen-pal needed a response.

From: Deputy 5 <deputy5@pcurzi.com>, deputy5@pcurzi.com
To: angel alberto <dark_god_epyon@yahoo.com.mx>
Subject: Re: REVIEW OF MEGAMAN ZERO
Greetings, my good friend Alberto! Eric "Worthless Webmaster" Curzi here!

    I appreciate your feedback regarding the Mega Man Zero review! We here at pcurzi.com strive to give the visitors what they want. The review of Mega Man Zero was perhaps a little out of line, but what can you expect from that particular author? Let's face it, Alberto, life is not about fairness. It's more about letting the weak minded simpletons have their bit of fun. Think of it like that for about five minutes and it will sink in. One of life's greatest challenges is accepting the responsibility of catering to the simple minded people.
    It certainly is a difficult task, but I have faith. With the Big Book of Jesus as my side, I can take on the day without any problem. I suggest you acquire your own Big Book of Jesus. Your outlook on life will change dramatically! Enough about religion, though. we need to get to the matter at hand!

At first, I really thought you were a great man of honor. Come on, Alberto, how could one go wrong with "hello there Im just wanted to tell you about the review of the game megaman zero you did in the web and let me tell you just one thing"? It's a fine opener indeed, and I was thinking that finally I was dealing with a sophisticated character here! Oh no, but then line two slowly forced itself into my life. I was shocked when you shouted "FUCK YOU!!!", at me, Alberto. Just when things were looking so peaceful and calm, out comes this huge, confusing word! And such volume! It was a sight to behold, indeed.

    Now, Alberto, I know that sexuality is an important thing in one's life. I struggle over my sexuality every day! One time, I was just sitting around outside, on the lawn of my expensive million dollar piece of property. As I sipped some of my champagne, I thought, "Hmm, do I really like females?"
    Needless to say, friend, I had a big inner-conflict for the moment. Thankfully I chose to like females based on saying "I like females. I don't like females." while picking off pieces of a clover. With that said, I assure you that no intent was meant to your own sexuality in the review. While playing Mega Man Zero certainly does make you gay, it does not lead to VIH, a terrible disease.

That is all for now, my good friend. I will be happy to hear back from you.
  - Eric "Worthless Webmaster" Curzi