What? You didn't really kill me, you just said that I died in book six!

Whatever, Harry. Just play dead for me, please, it's important that you do at least that.

This is an outrage! I am the

Oh shut up. As I was saying, I killed Harry. As you may recall, I also defeated Voldemort and escaped. This is particularly important, because he was planning to attack the school before I had stopped him. However, we would soon find that I could only delay his attack, not stop it.

Dumbledore: Welcome to school everyone. I hope your sixth year at Hogwarts is as great as all the years are. Unfortunately, Harry Potter has been killed. Most of you probably do not care about this, since he was a rude, arrogant jerk.

He's certainly got that right, eh Grayn jur? I can't possibly tell you how glad that we won't have to deal with him anymore. Oh, I'm Snape, the hogwarts professor, by the way.

Dumbledore: Anyway, have a nice meal. Oh yes, I must speak to Snape and Her miney privately, come with me, you two.

What do you need, sir? Is there another mission you have for us?

Dumbledore: Oh no, I just have to inform you that I am actually your friend, Ron Weasely.

What? How can you be Ron? This is crazy! You can't be Ron, unless

Dumbledore: Yes, I am actually Ron. Remember that time device I gave you to study better? Well, you certainly aren't the only person who has one. I used my own to travel back in time. I can't tell you why thus far.

How odd. Anyway, the year went on normally, until Voldemort attacked. His attack was quite vicious, and almost everyone died. Ron, the other Ron, Snape, Lupin, and I survived. It was quite shocking when we learned that we were the only survivors.

Time to kill Voldemort. Let's form a party and attack in a turn-based manner!

A fine idea. Let's get this over with, once and for all!

There he is! Wait a moment, he looks exactly like Harry! The craziness never ends in this school.

It is as I feared!

Ha ha, so you finally get it, old friend? I am the time travelling Harry Potter! I hated you all when you time travelled, so I decided to do the same, to get my revenge, as Voldemort! But now that you understand, I'm Harrydemort!

This is very sad. I now regret having to kill you, old friend. Prepare to die, I'm obviously not the Ron you once knew.

Turn 1.

With my great speed and strength, I stab at thee!

Harry does 34 damage to Ron bull dore.

Fire fire ahahaha!

Ron bull door casts Firagagagagagagagagaga and does 30501 damage to Harry.

I'll show you that you aren't the best! Strike, lightning bolt!

Hermione casts Lightning and does 602 damage to Harry.

This is ridiculous. You idiot!

Snape throws a bubbly red potion at Harry. It explodes, sending glass shards into Harry, and spraying an acidic liquid over him. Harry receives 25012 damage.

God, I hate you idiots. This isn't fair!

Turn 2.

Damn you! Kill. kill? kill! I hate you all! Hate. Haaaaate!!

Harry goes crazy and shreds at Her miney with disgusting fingernails! Her miney receives 203 damage.

Snape is right! This is ridiculous. I'll end this the fast, painless way for you, friend!

Suddenly, Ron bull door and Harry vanish!

Oh no! What's going on?

I don't know, but we can trust Ron with him. Let's have some tea. Cheerio!

So that is how it ended, book six I mean. Not that it is literature, mind you. To the characters of this story, like myself, it is a reality.