Webmaster Eric of the worthless web site, pcurzi.com, shocked everyone earlier today when he introduced a new feature on his thought-to-be-dead web site.

Utilizing his old material, Eric has begun a revolution in the way we think of the internet. Feeding his old review material into babelfish caused Eric to realize he had some hot material on his hands: All the of reviews on his site should be babelized! After long hours of work, according to the hapless webmaster, all of his reviews are now babelized and impossible to read. Such a concept has never been shown on any web site before now. Could this be the beginning of a new age on the internet? Only time will tell, but all of us here at Great News sincerely believe this is the next level of information technology. We went to the streets to hear what people had to say about this exciting subject.

Jenna, expert jumper

Jenna was one of the very first to spot the update to pcurzi.com Through the magic of technology, we acquired a photograph of what she was doing the exact moment pcurzi.com was updated. "It was incredible, more of a phenomenon, really. That stupid site never gets updated, but now it happened to be on that computer right when I was jumping for a living. It's just an incredible experience." was what she told us of the incident. (Not seen: computer screen depicting pcurzi.com in the field)

Ledyar, Runner

Ledyar the runner was running a marathon when he had heard of the update of pcurzi.com. He was on the final stretch when he saw a television to his left, which gave him a big shock! He explains it the best: "I was running, you know, the marathon. Yeah, and I was winning when I suddenly looked to my side and saw a computer sitting in the grass. Radical, huh? A computer out in the middle of nowhere. It showed that pcurzi.com was updated, and I was in total disbelief. I bet MONEY on that site never updating. That [nice guy], Eric, better keep his family safe, I'm going to kick his ass! Can you believe it? I lost five hundred dollars because of this!" As you can see, not everyone is happy with the update.

Multi-Cultural Paintball Maniacs

The renowned paintball team of three are avid fans of the website. They were not the first to notice the update, due to their paintball game, but they were one of the first 5. "We were not surprised when we saw the updated site. We have inside scoops on these kinds of things. When we are not brutalizing our opponents in the best game on earth, we are keeping track of Eric and his efforts to better the internet. Admittedly, we were not expecting something of this magnitude, but it just makes our recent troubles in tracking him easier. There's no doubt he will be easier to keep track of with this new popularity. Maybe we can put a bullet to his heart..a paintball bullet! We want to earn his interest in paintball."

Javelin-Tossing Amazon

Not much is known about the Amazon tribe of female warriors, but sources say a camp of amazons known for their javelin skills broke into incredible cheer and joy shortly after pcurzi.com was updated. We are not sure if this solitary tribe of lesbians were really celebrating the website, considering that it is run by a male. We like to be optimistic in our updates, however, so congratulations, Eric!